Category: Time Wasters

Amazing Lists of Awesome and Not So Awesome Achievements »

Hungry for some tasty, low-cal distractions before the big holiday? Here’s a bowl of some cheese-filled trivia nuggets to feed your ever-expanding pop culture belly.
Longest Running TV Shows
“Quarterlife” just missed by 632 episodes.
The 20 Most Expensive Domain Names
On a related note: “flooz.com” is now the cheapest.
All Time Worldwide Movie Box Office
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Vulcan Appears on Food Network »

“I’ve won some smaller intergalactic competitions sponsored by the United Federation of Planets, and this earth-based victory will definitely add to my ongoing education and skill set. I’m only 127 years old and I really want to open my own place while I am still young. I’m thinking a Vulcan/Asian fusion place in San Fran or my home province of Raal.”

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Sigur Ros Nude, Fast Food Nutrition, Wacky Packs, Phil Hartman, and McCain Agrees with Bush… on Everything! »

Sigur Ros: Now with 100% More Nudity! Don’t worry parents, it’s the artsy/tribal kind of pubic- and nipple-baring nudity. Check out the new video: Gobbledigook and feel the love.
McCain Doesn’t Seem That Bad… Um, hold on a sec… Yes, yes he is that bad.
May I Have 630 Calories with my 120-Calorie Coffee Please? When [...]

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Things Younger Than John McCain »

Penicillin, duct tape, Snow White, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, nylon, TV dinners are just some of the things younger than Mr. Temper Tantrum himself, John McCain. Yes, I’m an anti-Republican ageist. I’m also an anti-Democrat who dislikes young people, so there. Relax and enjoy. {via 9 to Fried}
Website: Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate [...]

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The FAIL Blog »

Our pal Michele Melcher pointed us to this oddly enjoyable website where people post photos of life’s simple failures. Enjoy a little schadenfreude watching the world FAIL around you.
Website: www.failblog.org
Enough about failure, let’s talk success. The aformentioned Michele Melcher has an upcoming illustration exhibition at the brand spankin’ new PRIMER Microstudio! on Friday, June 6th [...]

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More Sleeveface! »

UsedWigs World News reported on the popular act of “Sleevefacing” sweeping the globe back in 2007. Now, there is a comprehensive site, www.sleeveface.com, filled with a panoply of creative takes on “obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion.” I love this very dumb activity very much [...]

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Death Cab, R.E.M. & Modest Mouse at The Mann, Brian Seymour at Fergies and Celebrity Cruises »

Mann Oh Mann! Hooray for West Philly, two great shows are coming to the Mann Music Center in June:

June 12th - Death Cab for Cutie

June 18th - R.E.M. with Special Guests Modest Mouse and The National.

The Mann, located in scenic Fairmount Park, is a great place to see a show in the summer. Get [...]

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Ricky Gervais New Movie Blog »

Many people call Ricky Gervais the funniest man on the planet, I don’t disagree with that. Plus, you seem so much cooler when you say a “Brit” is the funniest man on the planet because we all know Brits have a more refined sense of humor.
To keep your “I really know comedy” ruse going, you [...]

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Video Dating a Gamer »

In honor of Tim and Eric coming to town next week, North Star Bar on April 23rd, here’s a little “Best of” from the second season of Tim and Eric Awesome Show! Great Job!
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