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Hollywood Height Chart

For no reason at all, here is a list of heights of your favorite and not-so-favorite celebrities. Heights were taken from IMDB.com. Some are accurate but most are blatant lies put forth by the celeb’s publicists for vanity’s sake. We all know Denzel is nowhere near 6 foot and our boy Frodo is 5' 6" only if he stands on Peter Jackson’s giant lunch bag. See where you stack up!

HEIGHT CELEBRITY FAMOUS FOR...
2' 8" Verne Troyer Mini Me; Dating models
3' 4" Emmanuel Lewis Hugging George Papadapolis
4' 3" Zelda Rubinstein "This house is clean!"
4' 6" Jason Acuña Wee Man from "Jackass"
4' 8" Gary Coleman Onetime gubernatorial candidate
4' 9" Linda Hunt The Year of Living Dangerously
4' 11" Lil' Kim Giant unwieldy breasts
5' 0" Danny DeVito Marrying equally ugly human
5' 1" Janeane Garofalo Angering conservatives
5' 2" Paul Williams 70s songwriter with Cousin It hair
5' 2" Paula Abdul Giving useless feedback
5' 2½" Dudley Moore Climbing Susan Anton
5' 2½" Julia Louis-Dreyfus No one "Watching Ellie"
5' 3" Prince Being way overrated
5' 3" Ashley Olsen Eating more than her sister
5' 4" Rachel Bilson Summer on "The O.C."
5' 4" Seth Green Scott Evil from Austin Powers
5' 4½" Raven Symoné Getting decent work after "Cosby"
5' 5" Michael J. Fox Hanging with Skippy Handleman
5' 5" Jennifer Aniston Hair; nipples
5' 6" Elijah Wood Fighting off Samwise's advances
5' 6" Penélope Cruz Dating Tom Cruise
5' 6½" Henry Winkler Having urinals in his office
5' 6½" Farrah Fawcett Feathered hair; Doing a bionic guy
5' 7" Oprah Winfrey Supporting Steadman; Weight gains
5' 7" Tom Cruise Denying gay rumors
5' 7½" Sandra Bullock Not passing on Speed 2
5' 8" Ben Stiller Working at P.J. O' Pootertoot's
5' 8" Angelina Jolie Ignoring her famous dad
5' 8½" Don Cheadle Oceans Eleven; Traffic
5' 8½" Catherine Zeta-Jones Smoking while pregnant
5' 9" Paul Newman Cool Hand Luke; Salad Dressing
5' 9" Joan Cusack Awesome headgear in 16 Candles
5' 9½" Matt Damon Wisely distancing himself from Ben
5' 9½" Heidi Klum Having her photo taken
5' 10" Colin Farrell Keeping Irish stereotypes alive
5' 10" Katie Holmes Choosing Pacey
5' 10½" Nicole Kidman Looking bothered & superior
5' 11" George Clooney Killing Batman franchise
5' 11" Gisele Bundchen Dating Leo
5' 11½" Brad Pitt Dumping Apple's mother years ago
6' 0" Denzel Washington Carbon Copy; Philadelphia
6' 0" Geena Davis Thelma & Louise; Archery
6' 1" Vin Diesel XXX; Being bald
6' 2" Jim Carrey Fire Marshall Bill Burns
6' 2½" John Cusack "Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T."
6' 2½" Bernie Mac Excellent eponymous sitcom
6' 3" Paul Walker Being fast and furious
6' 3" Gabrielle Reece Volleyball; Air Bud: Spikes Back
6' 3½" Will Ferrell Frank the Tank; Playing cowbell
6' 4" Ruben Studdard Not eating Clay
6' 4½" Conan O'Brien Fantastic hair
6' 5" Vince Vaughn "You're so fucking money, baby..."
6' 5" Lisa Leslie Highly sexy WNBA superstar
6' 6" Mark Curry TV's Mr. Cooper
6' 7" James Arness Matt Dillon from "Gunsmoke"
6' 8" Richard Moll Bull on "Night Court"
6' 8½" Brad Garrett Loving Raymond
6' 9" Ted Cassidy Lurch on the "Addam's Family"
7' 1" Shaquille O'Neal Kazaam; Fu-Schnickens
7' 1½" André The Giant "Anybody want a peanut?"
7' 2" Richard Kiel "Jaws" from James Bond movies
7' 3" Peter Mayhew "Chewbacca" from Star Wars
7' 3" Sandy Allen World's Tallest Living Woman
7' 7" Gheorghe Muresan Stinking at basketball; My Giant
7' 9" Radhouane Charbib World's Tallest Living Man

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