Olympic Event Enhancements
By Jeff Lyons on Aug 15, 2008 in Lists, News, Sports
The Olympics sure are fun to watch, but not every event is as thrilling as it could be. Here are some simple suggestions for improvement:
| Event | Enhancement |
| Gymnastics Floor Exercise | Add Celebrity Partner |
| Water Polo | Add Jellyfish |
| Women’s Softball | Replace Catcher’s Mitt with Oven Mitt |
| Gymnastics Pommel Horse | Add Hot Butter |
| Men’s Eight Rowing | Change to 7 Coxswains, 1 Rower |
| Wrestling | Allow Kissing |
| Beach Volleyball | Add Horseshoe Crabs |
| Table Tennis | Add Plastic Cups and Beer |
| Men’s 4-Man Kayak | Change from 4 Men to 3 Men and a Baby |
| Sailing | Add Scylla and Charybdis |
| Weightlifting | Require Roller Skates |
| Diving | Subtract Water |
| Synchronized Diving | Conjoined Twins Only |
| Equestrian | Replace Dumb Outfits with Armor |
| Hammer Throw | Add Nails |
| Women’s Judo | Allow Hair Pulling |
| Archery | Replace Target with Apple on Head |
| Soccer | Allow 3 Balls in Play at Once |
| Badminton | No Shuttle, Just Cock |
| Gymnastics Rings | Change to “Rings of Fire” |
| Rhythmic Gymnastics | Men Only |
| Gymnastics Balance Beam | Add Barrel-Throwing Ape |
| Trampoline | All Competitors Compete at Once |
| Mountain Bike | Allow Segways |
| Fencing | Must Dress as Zorro or Pirate |
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Tags: Beach Volleyball • Beijing 2008 Olympic Games • Gymnastics • Judo • Mountain Bike • Olympic Events • Olympics • Sailing • Soccer • Softball • Sports • Water Polo • Weightlifting
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